Inventors developed a coronavirus mask with a mouth-sized hole in the middle

Inconvenienced by mask regulations, but really want to go out to eat in an airborne plague? Don’t worry, “inventors” and “journalists” have got you covered! Just squeeze this little bulb and your mask magically opens a gaping maw through which you can stuff your face while maintaining the appearance of an absolute moron.

Don’t think about what masks are actually for – don’t spare a thought for the fact that putting a giant mouth sized hole in the middle of the mask completely defeats the purpose of wearing a mask in the first place. After all, the journalists who brought you the news of this exciting invention certainly haven’t!

Inventors Develop Mask to Let You Eat and Stay Safe

Inventors developed a coronavirus mask that lets you eat without taking it off. Here’s how it works: You squeeze a lever and it opens a slot so you can go at it like Pac-Man. Inventors say the mask lets you dine out with friends without taking your mask off.

NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth