Inconvenienced by mask regulations, but really want to go out to eat in an airborne plague? Don’t worry, “inventors” and “journalists” have got you covered! Just squeeze this little bulb and your mask magically opens a gaping maw through which you can stuff your face while maintaining the appearance of an absolute moron.

Don’t think about what masks are actually for – don’t spare a thought for the fact that putting a giant mouth sized hole in the middle of the mask completely defeats the purpose of wearing a mask in the first place. After all, the journalists who brought you the news of this exciting invention certainly haven’t!